Two completely unrelated subjects

So it took me awhile to decide which I wanted to tell you first in this post. Funny anecdote or romantic valentine's day. The anecdote is a little gross, so I have decided we will end with it as to not leave a bad taste entering romance.
So Valentine's Day. I know a lot of people hate this day. That is fine. I understand that. But at the very least, it gives us one more occasion to tell the people we love we love them (not just lovers...friends, parents, siblings, etc...). Hopefully we tell them everyday, and if that's the case, treat it like any other day (with love injected).
My Valentine's Day happened to be fantastic. Jascha told me he was cooking dinner, so I was already salavating around noon. As I walked up to my apartment, I could already smell the garlicly/oniony goodness. Now, some might say, why the hell would someone cook you a meal that is gonna make your breath funky on a romantic evening? To that I answer, because he knows me so well and is willing to put up with a little breath funk for the sake of me LOVING my meal. The meal consisted of fresh green beans sauteed in garlic and butter, penne pasta with a goat cheese reduction, and the a steak, marinated in teriaki goodness with goat cheese and sauteed onions. I am seriously drooling as I write this. Everything was cooked to perfection. As if that wasn't enough, dessert was hand dipped (by jascha himself) chocolate covered strawberries. Oh my god. Words cannot begin to describe...but pictures can...I will have those shortly. All in all it was an incredible Valentine's Day...the man is good.

So for my anecdote.
I was sitting in a bathroom stall at school after my morning Physics class. So far so good. There were some girls chatting with each other in other stalls. While strange, this is not uncommon. The one sitting next to me says, " I cannot have a good day without a good defecation." What? It is not her theory I disagree with so much as it is her choice of timing in declaring it. The bathroom was full of people. FULL OF STRANGERS! We all now know how much she needs to poop in the morning. She said this about twelve times. She said, "There are three things I need in a day. Coffee, social stimulation, and a good defecation." Now at this point, people who know me might be saying, "but jenny, you LOVE to talk about pooping." True. I do. But not with complete strangers. I have to at least be introduced to someone before I expound on the virtues of a good BM. This mystery woman then dropped her notebook on the floor and exclaimed, " Eww, gross, I dropped my notebook on the floor." This wouldn't be so crazy if it weren't for the fact that her sweater had been lying on the floor of the stall during her entire time there. I hurried up and left the stall so I could get a glimpse of what kind of person this could be. As I suspected...she looked crazy.