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Friday, January 28, 2005

Lift the ban Nemo!

I told nemo that I have a website and that his site has a link on my site and wouldn't it be so nice if he returned the favor and put my link under his "friends." He said, "Jenny, there are very strick criteria that one needs to meet to get a link on my site?" "Like donate lots of money to your cause, nemo?" "No Jenny. I provide links for free. However, one has to prove that they will be a consistant blogger and not just abandon there site. I mean, what credit would I have if I had a whole bunch of now defunct links on my site? Oh and by the way, did you know I'm an idiot?" "Yes, nemo, I knew that. At first I threatened to take down the link to nemo's site. However, I soon realized that this would be childish and make me no better than him. I did explain to nemo that if it turns out I am not a good blogger, he couls simply remove me. I also realised that until very recently (like the other week when I pointed it out to him) he had a now defunct link to our friend Tina's old site. So Nemo, there is an error in your logic. I urge everyone to let nemo know how you feel about this. He has a comments section on his site. Please, tell him more people should have access to all the Jenny they want (I fully expect all of no comments begging for my inclustion to actually appear on nemo's site . Suprise me people!). If you'd like to get to nemo's site faster, click on nemo, him, he or idiot. In one of his more recent blogs, nemo did provide a link to me in his text, but as a bridesmaid in his wedding, I deserve more. I think the waiting period to get a perma link should be lifted for me. So there.
Note to readers: I don't actually believe that nemo is an idiot. He happens to be a very good friend. Im only lashing out because of the pain I feel every time I see I am not under his friend's list of links. If I never get that link, I will continue to be friend's with nemo and just cry myself to sleep at night. I can live with that.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you should start a petition. Although I am sure Nemo appreciates the numerous links to his site in your post since it will get him higher on Google. ;)

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5:32 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice site Jenny. You should be more diligent in updating it though. You should also get an IP tracker and check to see who is looking at your blog, how long they're spending at each page, and what sort of web browser they're using. I find that sort of activity better than actual human contact. Keep up the good work.

-Tariq

1:34 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jenny,

Let me just say how nice it is to have blogs from most of my E2 friends. I can avoid any actual contact or effort at contacting you, and still keep up on even the most mundane details of everyone's lives. This is progress.

Also: As linking goes, I can go from Nemo->Rudnik->Jenny->Tina without any problem. If you want to move up a couple notches on the blog speed dial, you're gonna need to offer some links to free porn, or offers to lower my car insurance bills or maybe an Orbitz pop-up, something like that.

-Ben

11:43 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW! It looks like the ban has been lifted! Power to the Jenny's! This whole blog activism thing is getting way outta hand. can we start a movement to bring Waffle Houses to Chicago now please!?

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3:45 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought I would find at least one person who knew the quadratic equation, but he only remembered FOIL. I bet most people could eventually come up with the quadratic equation (as opposed to the quadratic formula), but apply it? Only cool chem students like you, m'friend.

5:39 PM

 
Blogger Me said...

"M'friend" : 1. FOIL was all I could come up with too. 2. If you are implying that I am both a cool chem student and can apply, you are gravely mistaken. the quadratic formula and its application are elusive to me. Thanks to Texas Instruments, however, I can simply plug the equation in to the calcluator and, whammoo, I have a value for x.

8:21 AM

 

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