10,006*

This weekend marked the ten thousandth visit to my website. I only wish I knew exactly who it was because there might be a t-shirt in it for them. A t-shirt with a big picture of my face giving two thumbs up to their impeccable timing and breathe-taking good looks. It only took 2 years for it to happen, but happen it did. If my mother actually read this blog I would shove it in her face that people DO want to know about the most trivial details of my life, 10,000 times. In all actuality it is more like 10 visitors who are either:
1. People who know me personally and are obsessed with reading blogs, no matter how stupid (thanks guys.)
2. People who are sent here by blogger against their will
3. People who are referred here by dear, dear friends who have taken pity on me and linked to this website.
4. People who are searching for bestiality porn (I don't know why alljenny leads them to this but it does and also, do you have to say bestiality porn or can you just say bestiality and the porn is implied?)
5. People who are searching for some derivation of the word "poop."

All the same, I love you all and hope you continue to keep reading.

I wish I had a funny anecdote to commemorate this day. I had a great weekend, but nothing extraordinarily funny happened. Actually, a few things funny happened, but believe it or not, I'm not going to share them so they can be read 10,000 more times. A girl must keep some mystery about her.

* The 10,006 is the number on my counter I first saw when I noticed I'd reached 10,000. The 6 really gives me crediblity because it suggests 10,000 wasn't just a fluke.