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Thursday, February 03, 2005

Say no to stalkers.

So basically the first verse of G unit's "I wanna get to know ya (don't ask why I was listening to this song)" is about a stalker. I mean, hello, she gives you the wrong number, and then you drive by the house and honk your horn. And then, if she comes out, "it's on." I don't think so. If she gave you the wrong number it means she doesn't want your crazy ass calling her for whatever reason. You can then deduce that if she doesn't want to talk to you on the phone, then she definitely doesn't want to see you hanging out in front of her house at night honking your horn. That's just creepy. And if for some reason she does come out, it's not going to be to get "it on." It's going to be to kick your ass for waking her up in the middle of the night acting like a lunatic. Ladies, am I crazy? So fellas, if a girl gives you a fake number, it is a not so subtle hint to leave her alone. For some reason, you creeped her out enough when she was talking to you that she couldn't just say, "Im not interested." She had to lie to get you away from her. That should be another hint right there. So way to go first verse man in G unit, you're certifiably creepy. Way to go.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah! Now that is music activism! Although I have no idea who "G Unit" is. . .

I say you start a letter writing campaign and a website with a fake phone number generator for the ladies. They already have the schedule a cell phone call in case a date is going bad.

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11:58 PM

 
Blogger Me said...

I'm sorry. While your idea for a fake phone generator is something I can see being very succesful, your lack of knowledge about G unit is disheartening. Come on dude, it's 50 cent's group. They were with him before "In da Club," before (and after) he got shot, but defintely before the bodyguards watching over 50 as he was sleeping. Show some respect brotha.

(NOTE: I'm not actually condoning listening to G unit because there "music" is atrocious. However I am condoning following pop culture like its your job. What other purpose in life is there?)

8:29 AM

 

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