Just shoot me

I'm going on vacation to our usual spot in South Carolina. It's been a good four years since I last bought a swimsuit and I was in a masochistic mood so I figured I should go look at some. I went to Target and since it is approaching the end of swimsuit season, everything was on sale. I was looking in the clearance aisle and I found a tankini suit that looked pretty cute. I went to try it on and it voila, it fit. The bottoms were perfect. The top was a little big. While it fit nicely in the bossom, the mid section was loose. I thought it was a little strange but also thought "how nice, this hides all the right places." As I was looking at myself in the mirror I thought, "Man, this suit would look awesome on a pregnant woman...oh fuck." Of course the only suit that I found and liked was a maternity suit. I hate how Target just lets you flow right into that section with no warning, at least not until you see the elastic waste jeans. I previously bought a maternity skirt masquerading as a regular skirt there. When I got home, took the tag off and realized it was a skirt for preggers my pride did not allow me to ever wear the skirt in public. Dancing around my room maybe, but not in public. I still seriously considered buying the swimsuit mostly because it fit and was on sale. But I realized I would never be able to live something like that down. But I do know this, when I get pregnant, especially in those early months before the belly bulges, I will look awesome in maternity wear. I also know the next time I go through the humiliation that is swimsuit shopping will be at least 5 years away.